That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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