I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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