I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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