he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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