And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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