I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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