I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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