I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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