So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
