did you get engaged???
My hand turned me down
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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