I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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