i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
40s are totally the cure
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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