Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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