So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have already put on my inside pants.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You're a disaster
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