Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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