Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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