Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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