I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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