yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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