I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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