Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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