their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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