i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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