Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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