somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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