honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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