What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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