Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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