And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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