ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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