What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i believe in u and ur pee
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