on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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