she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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