Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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