normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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