That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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