Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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