Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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