help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i think i just lost a toe
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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