Me too!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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