How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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