I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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