fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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