I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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