Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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