Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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