Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think a kid would responsible me up
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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