whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I love you.
Bad choice
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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