Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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