this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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